• store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
• me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
• store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
• me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
• store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
• me: /looks down at her captain america tee
• store guy: /happy seal-clapping
• me: oh my god we match
• store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!

JUST YES