June 2012
4 posts
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
May 2012
160 posts
1 tag
Of course The King's School is used as a setting...
my school had real coke in the vending machines.. not that anyone cares
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.”
– Plato (via girlwithoutwings)
noticed you, pretended not to. thanks for stopping me for a chat with a whistle. yay for not actually being invisible!
